Saturday, November 28, 2015

Why do people think that if they knock on your door

 you're under some sort of obligation to answer?

Monday, November 23, 2015

When you spend a social evening with someone,

and you feel negative about yourself for the next 24 hours,

it's time to stop seeing them.

Monday, November 16, 2015

Do you know how angry I am?

No,  you don't.

I don't even know how angry I am.

Sunday, November 15, 2015

I was woken up this morning by the thump thump thump of one of my neighbours walking around.

How is it possible to make that much noise on floors with a base of poured concrete?

How can it not hurt their ankles and knees?

I live on the top floor.

What must it be like for the poor people who live underneath them?